Dear Santa,

If you were to read this, please do not worry, I’ve been a very good gal this year. I’ve not done anything that will enlist me in your Bad List Names. I’ve followed all of your advices on family bonding like doing a daily routine of tormenting my younger sister and irritating my parents.

I’ve also been a hardworking gal all year. I’ve never stopped playing my Oblivion game and have been saving all my coins for the Dragons Age Origin. That does consider as hardworking right?

I’ve also taken up your advice on anger management. Everytime I get the high blood pressure scenes, I keep imagining strangling the poor chap in the most torturous ways. That does keep my anger in check.

So do me a favor will you Santa. Since I’ve been such a good gal and followed all your advices to detail, I’d like to have one of those plasma tvs like those HDTV which can be used for both TV and a monitor to my dying computer. Oh since we are at it, do drop me a few million dollars in my account, British Sterling Pounds if you don’t mind. I swear I’ll use that money for good use and not let my elder brother swindle that cash away at the nearest Jackpot stand.

For granting my wish, I promise I’ll never extract my inner art at all of your faces on those lame papers found on the signboards… or was that Ah Long signboards?

Luv,

Zackire the Imp

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