It was a nice sunny morning and I was having good food and great coffee while reading the morning news. The fact that my brain cells were still trying to process the information that was being choked down their throats didn’t bother me much until a particular news nearly made me choke on my coffee.

Increase the length and girth of the male anatomy or better known as the penis. Unlike the usual methods that you see on the web advertisements or those irritating spam emails, this one doesn’t need any advertisement as its very well known by the local Indonesians. No need pills and going under the knife and wasting thousands of dollars.

What you just need is the ability and discipline to down the herbal drinks and potions that looks and smells suspiciously like badly clogged up drain water and US$100 to US$200. After a week of laying off green bananas and citronella (who wants to eat them anyway), you are promised with 6cm pf extra length. Thats two inches more! Good god…

Located at Caringin, Indonesia, it all started from a wrinkled betel nut-chewing woman, Mak Erot. An expert in the matters of the male anatomy, she had been reportedly solved many self-insecurities of Indonesian men. So famous is she in the penile paranormal activities, that many has cloned her name into their own clinics and other male anatomy matters.

However to find the original and living Mak Erot is going to cause some problems. Perhaps using her paranormal powers, she has somehow disappeared from the traces of the world, or most probably running away from health authorities or scientist. But she do leave behind legitimate heirs which are still running her business and had amazingly inherited her estoric powers.

The “consultation” from these witch doctors are a fairly simple process. Sitting cross-legged in a semi-darkness, the patient is asked to detail his desired wishes with the visual aid of a selection of carved wooden phalluses. At this point I was a laughing hyena.

So anyway after a moment of silence, the diagnosis was delivered. The patient was “fairly average” and was offered with an extension of approximately 6cm longer.

I couldn’t help but giggle and laugh at the lengthy article while reading it. It seems that women are not the only creatures that have self-insecurities. I had known that some men do have insecurities about their male parts but I didn’t know that the numbers that falls into that category was very high.

Hehehe… 2inch extra… hahaha… 10days of drinking pungent and revolting potions… things people do for vanity these days… hahaha…

Information was adapted from New Straits Times Malaysia, 23rd Feb 20008.