Itsy Bitsy Notty Spider

I had a total scare today. It happened when I was having my shower. It was suppose to be a pampering day today and I obviously deserve it since his majesty decided to take a chill pill on me. After some short fuses, migraines juggling and extreme temper management, I was looking forward to having my shower. I even readied all my special toiletries, like my body scrub foam, brush..etc

I was in the middle of shampooing my hair when I felt something crawl onto my knee. Get your minds off the gutter guys, I’m serious here. So there I was not even bothering to check what it was and after a minute or two, I turn on the water and rinsed off my hair.

Imagine my horrifying shock when I saw what was suppose to be soap suds, was a huge palm sized spider and was trying to swim off the water that was coming down on it. Instead of crawling downwards to my feet, it crawled higher. Heck!! I was creeped out!

I am not afraid of spiders or any creepy crawlies but to actually feel and see a huge spider crawling up my thighs, now that was a freaky feeling. Eww… So I did anything a freaked out woman would do when disturbed in her shower, I grabbed my body brush and whacked the spider to its death.

Oh, the spider died alright. But I also managed to get a nice red spot the size of my brush head on my thigh. Stupid thing to do.. but certainly satisfying.

Ok enough of the Perverted SpiderSplat. My gal friends are now in the slimming frenzy. Not sure what is going in their minds since they are as skinny as the bamboo stick. But from what I heard, they are trying their hands on a new product that their friends had introduced them to, Leptitrex.

Don’t look at me, I’m as slim and as fit as I can and want to be. So I am not going to try on those slimming pills and programs. But I would however, keep track of my gal friends who took them. Heheh.. see whether it works on them or not.