I am not a golfer and I can barely differentiate between a birdie and a boogie, let alone give a proper swing. I’m no Tiger Woods nor am I Vijay Singh. I have been brought to a few golfing galleries to accompany my uncles or my friends and while they are doing their picks with the different leverages and weights, I kept imagining great ways of clobbering my irritating siblings with the golf sticks.

Don’t look at me as if I’ve lost a nut! I do not have an ounce of golfing education in me and I will never understand why anyone would swing the stick to see the ball fly ( I would of course understand if they imagine the ball as their hated nemesis, it would give great satisfaction to swing at them).

Ehem.. So there are times when I did bring some souvenirs from companies, mostly my customers, which surprisingly are golf balls and their tees. I had opted to use the gold balls for missiles at my siblings but considering they will get a hole in their head, I left the balls to my cats. At least they used it as a yarn ball.

Just because I am a lost cause in golf, doesn’t mean I do not know which shops to go and whom to recommend. If I’m not wrong, Callaway golf clubs, is a good place to get your golf clubs and swing like the pros.