I was bored.. Yes I was dead bored lastnight which resulted me in indulging myself in my previous hobbies; Replying to Junk Mails. Good free time killer.. And since I’m bored almost to death, I’m sharing the email I wrote to a 439 scammer.

This is what I wrote:

“Dear whoever you are trying to be,

Sorry to hear your really sad, sad story. In advice for your plight, I’d suggest you engage yourself in a reputable lawyer and solicitor especially with that amount of funds, no brainless lawyer would turn off an offer of such said amount, provided you give him some commission out of it.

And I doubt there was any assassination attempt on that same date in London unless beating him on a one-on-one RPG means assassination. I was there in London when that said accident happen and there wasn’t any ambulance siren on that day. Your dad must have been such an important drug dealer to be assassinated in such a way that no police and ambulance siren were heard throughout the district.

I heard selling cannabis, heroine, marijuana and cocaine can really cash in millions. You sure that your dad was selling commodities or just illegal commodities?

I really don’t understand why would your director of the said firm give you such a bogus demand on releasing the funds. Either he is an incompetent person or he simply failed his BAR exam. Unless of course you consulted a director who is residing behind BARs.

Anyway since I’m such a good samaritan, I’m willing to help. I’m passing you a very good colleague of mine his contact details. He will surely help you out regarding your plight. I can assure you he has passed his BAR exams with flying colors.

Mr Uchi
The Federal Republic of Nigeria High Comission
390, Havelock RD, #06-03/06
Tel: +65-67321743
Fax: +65-67321742
email: highcomission@nigerian-singapore.org.sg

I do hope he helps you out. See! I’m a very good person…

br,
A-Not-So-Stupid person

Ps: I’ve collected your IP add, should I smell anything fishy from you, I can pass your info to the Interpoll.

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This is the Scammer’s Email: 

From: lorita.manuel19@hotmail.fr
Subject: HELLO,GOOD DAY,
Date: Tue, 13 Nov 2007 19:05:25 +0100

HELLO,GOOD DAY,
I AM HAPPY TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE BECAUSE I BELIVE THAT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BETRAY THE TRUST WHICH I AM GOING TO LAY ON YOU.

MY NAME IS MISS LORITA MANUEL,22 YEARS OLD AND THE ONLY
DAUGHTER OF MY LATE PARENTS , MR. AND MRS EDMOND MANUEL. MY LATE FATHER MR EDMOND MANUEL DEPOSITED THE SUM OF TWELVE MILLION USD($12,00.000.00) IN A FINANCE HOUSE IN LONDON,BEFORE HE WAS SHOT AND KILLED HERE BY ASSASSINS IN THE YEAR 2006 FEBRUARY.
MY MOTHER DIED WHEN I WAS ONLY SEVEN YEARS OLD.

MY FATHER WAS A HIGHLY REPUTABLE BUSSINESS MAN(A GOLD MINER & A COCOA SEED EXPORTER) WHO OPERATED BETWEEN ABIDJAN AND EUROPEAN COUNTRIES.

I WANT YOU TO ASSIST ME AND SECURE THIS FUND AND TRANSFER IT TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR CONTRY FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSES.

I WILL JOIN YOU LATER AND CAN FUTHER MY EDUCATION AND LIVE A NEW LIFE.
I HAVE ALREADY DISCUSSED WITH THE DIRECTOR OF THE FIRM WHERE THIS FUND IS ON PHONE AND THEY ARE WAITING FOR MY LATE FATHER’S FOREIGN PARTNER TO CONTACT THEM.

PLEASE TELL ME THE PERCENTAGE OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT IN QUESTION THAT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOUR EFFORT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER?

I AM EXPECTING YOUR IMMEDIATE REPLY.
SINCERELY YOURS,
MISS LORITA MANUEL.”

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