I just realised that we have a few new members to this webbie. Welcome to everyone that stops by even for just a glimpse. Sorry but I don’t have any coffee in the webbie to offer you.

Thanks for the stop overs and I had an interesting time reading other blogs. It seems that I’m not the only person suffering from Google’s latest Scythe Scheme. Blah.. Blah.. evil PR rating..

Anyway I’m putting up a lyric of a favourite song of mine. I so love the groovy suave of the flow of the song. If you wish to listen to the song, you may download it from my link. However kindly do not distribute it as its only meant individual pleasure only.

Kindly mind the language used by the singer.

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P.I.M.P : ~by 50 Cents

(Chorus)
I don’t know what you heard about me
But a bitch can’t get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can’t see
That I’m a motherfucking P.I.M.P
(Repeat)

(Verse 1)
Now shorty, she in da club, she dancing for dollars
She got a thing for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada
That BCBG, Burberry, Dolce and Gabana
She feed them foolish fantasies, they pay her cause they wanna
I spit a little G man, and my game got her
A hour later, have that ass up in the Ramada
Them trick crackers in her ear saying they think about her
I got the bitch by the bar trying to get a drink up out her
She like my style, she like my smile, she like the way I talk
She from the country, think she like me cause I’m from New York
I ain’t that nigga trying to holla cause I want some head
I’m that nigga trying to holla cause I want some bread
I could care less how she perform when she in the bed
Bitch hit that track, catch a date, and come and pay the kid
Look baby this is simple, you can’t see
You fucking with me, you fucking with a P.I.M.P

(Chorus)

(Verse 2)
I’m bout my money you see, girl you can holla at me
If you fucking with me, I’m a P.I.M.P
Not what you see on TV, no Cadillac, no greasy
Head full of hair, bitch I’m a P.I.M.P
Come get money with me, if you curious to see
how it feels to be with a P.I.M.P
Roll in the Benz with me, you could watch TV
From the backseat of my V, I’m a P.I.M.P
Girl we could pop some champagne and we could have a ball
We could toast to the good life, girl we could have it all
We could really splurge girl, and tear up the mall
If ever you needed someone, I’m the one you should call
I’ll be there to pick you up, if ever you should fall
If you got problems, I can solve’em, they big or they small
That other nigga you be with ain’t bout shit
I’m your friend, your father, and confidant, BITCH

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)
I told you fools before, I stay with the tools
I keep a Benz, some rims, and some jewels
I holla at a hoe til I got a bitch confused
She got on Payless, me I got on gator shoes
I’m shopping for chinchillas, in the summer they cheaper
Man this hoe you can have her, when I’m done I ain’t gon keep her
Man, bitches come and go, every nigga pimpin know
You saying it’s secret, but you ain’t gotta keep it on the low
Bitch choose with me, I’ll have you stripping in the street
Put my other hoes down, you get your ass beat
Now Nik my bottom bitch, she always come up with my bread
The last cracker she was with put stitches in her head
Get your hoe out of pocket, I’ll put a charge on a bitch
Cause I need 4 TVs and AMGs for the six
Hoe make a pimp rich, I ain’t paying bitch
Catch a date, suck a dick, shiiit, TRICK

(Chorus)

Yeah, in Hollywoood they say there’s no b’ness like show b’ness
In the hood they say, there’s no b’ness like hoe b’ness ya know
They say I talk a lil fast, but if you listen a lil faster
i aint gotta slow down for u to catch up, BITCH, hahaha yeah

Oh no.. payment received is only from Smorty.. Blogitive nil.. drat! not enough to cover my house bills. Not only that, my Geek of a Brother got his Google PR slammed to “0″. Horror! It’s sad to see his years of hardwork and uncountable server crashes go down the drain with Google pinning him down as how John Chow is suffering currently.

Luckily his wifey blog didn’t receive much damage.  I always keep tabs on their PR and Alexa standing and get very worried when climate changes like this happen. It’s a bad thing to have Google PR being slammed to ICE ZERO when your rice bowl is in your website standing.

Everyday I run a website check on my this webbie and it was very stable until recently. It’s fluctuating.. Badly.. even my Technocrati ranking went up and down like the NASDAC. It’s as good as playing the stock market when you see the chart stats. But when the graph plunges down, I feel as if I’ve just had a large helping of Royal Icing Wedding Cake which is NOT good.

It seems that Google is really coming at us with the Scythe in his hands. If only I can steal his death list and do some editing. It’s a war here in the Internet world. An extremely bloody war with millions of bloggers facing fatal accidents and amputated limbs. I just hope I’m not in their ACE list, that will cause major mayhem.

Graphic inspirations has strike! This time I used a good buddy of mine and turned him into an icon. If you had been observant enough, you’d see the icon being used to mark those websites that are under my VERY GOOD lists.

So when you see the icon, I’d advice to pay special attention to it cuz it may just get you an extra cash for the week.

It’s done in Adobe Photoshop with lots of layers being cut and then implemented. I had to use Magnetic Lasso Tool to cut and paste my friend and then change his colors, literally. A few Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V (worth 10 layers) and a new Ctrl-N (the small purple star) and yada-yada, and I got the new orange colored icon. Then I had to re-size the picture since the original image was 2487 x 1992 pixels (after cropting the original image) into the current size it was. A little bit grainy when I re-sized it but.. It’ll do.

Oh yeah if you take a good look, the shirt print and the watch are left as it was, untouched.

Cool eh Din? And a little note here: I don’t want a Sup Tulang Din when I next see you so chill off the gym.. And Sabrina is soooo ‘caring’ towards you.. ade pape ke? *snickers*

Wait till I tell Meow-Jane(aka Jannah) about it.. wakaka

*Yawns* Been yawning a lot this morning. I was up a little bit later than usual, being engrossed with my usual impromptu arts inspiration. I redecorated my plain photo frames into something new.

*Yawns* I made a quick check on my payment status on Blogitive and unfortunately it’s still delayed. Been more than 7 days now and I know I’ve read the note about blog approval and submission posts being delayed, but money is still money. I need to pay bills and my dad’s road tax by the end of this month Blogitive and I’d appreciate if you can speed things up.

PayPerPost is still very boring with Job Opps only focusing on America and Europe and it’s almost like the elephants graveyard there. No Job Opps = No Money. I guess the West thinks we Asians are not competent enough to point out that USA stands for United States of America and not Upper Serangoon Ave ( a name of a road in Singapore).

Not to be biased or anything but it’s becoming very irritating to login into PPP everyday only to find my current location has made me lost USD 150.00 worth of post for one day! Achilles Heel!

So now I’m resorting to Smorty and Blogitive since they do not discriminate their bloggers. Not to mention they pay per weekly basis instead of PPP that pays only after 30days of the date of your posts.

Alright so lately I’ve not been very supportive to Bloggerwave but that was purely because of their technical errors. But since I’ve experience tremendous improvements on their technical aspects, I’ve decided they are not that bad.

Of course Bloggerwave has a very strong potential to become another big Paid Blogging Companies and just because I kept complaining about them doesn’t mean they are that horrible. Like all usual technical glitches, there are always those little bugs that just begged to be thumped on the head.

For advertisers however, Bloggerwave is able to reach to millions of internet users everyday when you engage in their blogging advertisement services. As Internet has now become a very powerful tool for advertisement, it’s a whirlpool sensation to find the best method of advertisement that can reach out to millions of interested users. The uniqueness of Bloggerwave is their cheap and affordable advertising rates.

And for bloggers who pays their taxes with the income reaped from blogging, Bloggerwave is another job pool. Even though there isn’t that much of Job Opps now, I am sure that Bloggerwave will be a powerful Paid Blogging Websites around. Regarding their payment terms, Paypal can be a headache to merchants at times and I stand in support of Bloggerwave since they are sometimes plagued by tPayPal when its payment time.

Don’t get me wrong here. No doubt that there are complains circulating about bloggerwave payment problems but that’s because of Paypal TOS. My brother faced the same problems and it’s teeth grinding. It’s not easy being a merchant and so before bloggers start complaining about their payment terms, check out with your PayPal about the issue and please read Bloggerwave’s network news.

Great weekend!

Had a Jolie Good Bonding Time with my elder sister. Oh its the usual bonding; endless junk foods, chicken nuggets, all you can eat Honey Stars (my fav!) and a little dose of Ganyut Tak Tentu Pasal and its sequel, Ganyut Tak Sedar Diri.

I finally catch up with the lost of sleep and rest. Other than keeping up with the latest gossips in town and fashion world, things were pretty much very normal. But the main reason why I came to Singapore was to have my monthly sister-to-sister bonding. I really missed having an elder sister around.

Being the eldest amongst the kids is a very tiring profession that takes YEARS to perfect (sometimes it can never be perfected) and there were certain things I would never tell them. To summarize it, I was pouring the stress out, became more in contact with my inner peace and of course my favourite, became a younger sister.

I seriously missed acting the part of the younger sister. There were times when the pranks I pulled on the Sassie Mommie are simply too “Notty Mischievious Younger Ikin” touch which I can never attempt with the kids.

Duh! My sister has been my bed partner since I was born until she finally managed to get over her commitment problems and got married which resulted me getting kicked out of her bed… hehehe.. So she really knows the different sides of me: “Ikin the Prankster”, “Ikin the It’s-Not-My-Fault”, “Ikin the No-Space!”, “Ikin the Glut”, “Ikin the Mischief Maker”, and “Ikin the Annoying Twit”… Did I miss anything else?

Yup-yup, she knows me well Be-Beh!

Not to get sidetracked, I did other stuffs also. Went to Vivo City for a meet up and was 45mins late thanks to A-mi-mi, the cranky toddler. The little one was tired and pulled out all the old tricks of the book. So anyway my partner and I got lost since the whole mall was like an endless maze with very limited public seats. I think I’ve lost a few thousands calories trekking for my coffee dosage.

The previous time I went there was with Din, the Vivo expert and it was a lost-free experience. Hehehe. But anyway had a great Lepak Time with Fazly and got a snuggly session with my Ultimate Ice Blended. I had actually wanted to get some pasta or sandwiches considering my Gastric situation but figuring that it didn’t receive any “HALAL” certificate, I passed.

It was very enjoyable to just enjoy the Saturday Night with Fazly over a large yummy coffee and a slice of Thousand Leaves cakes even though it tasted a little off from the usual cake. Received my early B-day present from him since he will be very ‘busy’ with his work for the rest of next 2 weeks and weekends. Poor Ular King.. hahaha

Anyway the bag is a Puma Ladies bag which became very handy when I had to return back to JB. It’s Puma my dear darlings. Not Jaguar, NOt Lion, Not Cheetah, But Puma. Beautiful feline creatures that roars out and very much loved wildlife.

So instead of relying on usual paper bags, my sister knocked me on the head and suggested that I use the Puma bag to stuff my Gastric Junkies which was already provided. Stupid of me! hehehe..

Oh yeah I also went to see My Little Ponies and friends at Pasir Ris Park. Since I’m a huge fan of nature, I’ll sure be trekking down to that place everytime I’m on visit. Here’s the pics I took when I was in Singapore.

There are other pix which I’m suppose to post up a few weeks ago but I’ll put it up later..

I’m worried for my aunt. She’s been suffering a sickness which is close to Parkinson Disease. She couldn’t walk properly without having to fall in every 2 meters she covered. Her ability has also been reduced to hurried whispers which is barely audible to anyone except for those who are used to her. Furthermore, her eating habits have been affected when she was diagonsed with allergy to seafood.

Ever since I heard of the incidents that had happened with the new maid, I am extremely worried for her health. I was her nurse before I was called back for work. A few months being her nurse is enough to get me lose my top when I heard my aunty’s weight decreased drastically. When she was in my care, she was happily singing with a full belly without worry of eating food that can cause her skin to “burn”.

I’ve been thinking to place her in care homes. That way I need not need to worry. I heard that in care homes, the patients are cared for even patients which are like my aunt. All of the medication will be cared for along with their food and accommodations. I can only make decision but it’s my grandad that makes the decision.

See the weird pranks I did today.. well one of them.

Adapted from my other non-existent blog.  *snickers*

My Sony Ericsson K610im got hijacked by Ayu. She finally found out I was the devil behind the disturbance she was facing when she was using my computer. Windows Start Button Keep popping up, Browser keeps scrolling up and down by themselves and weird softwares pop up.

Ayu was extremeely worried, thinking she had done something to my computer for it to react that way. It was pure fun seeing her worried face and her “Blink-Blink Goldfish Look”. I was having a hard time controlling my laughter but my luck ran out.

She found out about my Bluetooth Enabled programs. Dad! You traitor!

I was roaring in laughter as I try to run away from the Raging Banshee. It took 15mins of roaring laughter, screaming banshee, open endless threats, dad’s intermission advice “Don’t kill your sister. I still need her.” (that doesn’t help much), alot of accidental groping before I finally let her win and surrendered the handphone to her.

But stupid of her, she didn’t turn off the bluetooth program on my computer. So I did the same thing using my dad’s phone and well… you can say “Here we go again!”

Hahaha.. evil me!!

Aww not again! Google is on a deleting rampant and this time they have set their eyes on bloggers that does paid postings. Unfortunately they are targeting blogs that have links that is equivalent to something like PayPerPost.

Crap!

So now I’m left with no choice but to delete my PayPerPost Hire Me button or risk getting my Google PR slammed and receive another letter from Google. One love letter from them is enough and I’m not going to repeat the incident when they have to terminate my Adsense account.

The best example is John Chow Case. He’s in hot soup. His Google PR is slammed from almost 10/10 to almost zero. And even though he fiddled around and got back on Google Webmaster Tools, they tracked him down and slammed him again and this time, I don’t think he’ll ever rise again.

I will still flip around PayPerPost although now with the weird happenings in Google and the RealRank provided by IZea or also known as PayPerPost, there isn’t any much prospect there. Sorry guys, I’m going for the bigger fish and the bigger ATM machine (money fully loaded of course).

I mean first you sanctioned us to Google PR, then you include the Alexa Ranking. Now when Google play hide and slam it, PayPerPost implements the Real Rank. Too much sanctions and headaches not to mention the tough competition with other bloggers for an Opps causes bloggers to run for the next best thing.

Everyone for their own pocket my dear PPP.

So now I’m using Smorty and Blogitive as my other source of ATM machine. They have more than enough Job Opps for me to pick and choose and don’t have GREY and RED highlights to irritate me. Tough times calls for tough measures.

I’ve been cracking my head with lots of work piles which left me utterly exhausted. Apart from the company’s interest, I’m stuck in doing some piled up scripting which I very much abhors especially the shopping cart.

I thought I had destroyed that little problem in the scripts long time ago but this one came popping out like new spring flowers! My brother can be such a stingy old man when it comes to cashing out on the best software for his website. He prefers to do everything his way, by himself.

But I’m gonna change that. There are a few good ecommerce software in the market and I found one which I like. They have free designs for the E-Store, have online tutorials for newbies. They also have inventory and payment options which cuts all the slack on my work load!

I don’t need to wake up in the middle of the night only to answer a call that screams “The E-Cart went Kapoot again!” and I don’t need to hurl the pots and pans onto my brother’s head for the mess he has created again.. AND!! I get extra rest.

Yup-yup! It’s best to let the experts deal with the E-Shopping Cart.